My sister has been pestering me for almost as long as we have been here to engage in human mating rituals, more commonly known as dating. Therefore, I have finally agreed, perhaps against my better judgment, to go on a date.
The chosen female, whom Madison has vetted herself, is a teacher at her school by the name of April. I have met her once, under the pretense of picking Madison up from school, as I have previously mentioned she was grounded. This was, I became aware, all a rouse by my sister to meet April in attempt to get the two of us to socialize. Being a student of humanity, I was of course intrigued. However, I have the impression that April was more inclined to interact in a friendlier manner.
I have to admit, April is quite attractive for a human, but I wonder how this can go considering I am not in fact human. How can I explain my alien origins to her, and should I? More importantly, what exactly am I supposed to do on this date? My understanding is that coffee or drinks is common. More standard is dinner and a movie.
I do like to cook dinner, but Madison explained to me that the first date should be in a more neutral location. (I suppose this implies there will be a second date at some point.) This date is supposed to be tomorrow night, so we shall see how it goes.
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