Human Earthlings are obsessed with their cars to an
illogical degree. They love to
buy, drive, and show off their cars, making whatever cosmetic changes suit them
as though the vehicles themselves undergo a constant mating ritual. They place such importance on these
vehicles that they install loud and appropriately irritating alarms. Yet, when these alarms go off, the
owner is nowhere to be seen or heard from.
The particular car alarm that has been irritating me this
evening has been going off for the past hour and a half with no foreseeable
end. I do not even know whose car
this is. The car is about two
properties down, but I do not believe it belongs to those residents. If it did, they are not home, and from
what I can tell there is no visible sign of vandalism or attempted theft.
One would think that the owner of this car would be
concerned enough to check on their car as soon as the alarm went off, but no
one seems to be doing anything about it.
If no one arrives to claim this vehicle or shut off the alarm, I am
considering using my endo-particle disintegrator to end the madness. This is a residential street after all,
and it is a school night.
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