Monday, April 9, 2012

Negative Space


I wish that theoretical time machine existed again.

My sister informed me what April meant when she asked if I wanted “space.”  How was I supposed to know that was some veiled human code word for “stay away to let each other pursue separate romantic engagements until we can officially end ours”?

I do not want “space” from April.  I never did.  I thought she was just being helpful in my attempts to assimilate my alien brethren to earth society.  She knows how difficult it has been.  My sister, however, informs me that I am “a putz” and have apparently been ignoring April lately.  It was April’s idea to start the movie nights, but I suppose I never properly thanked or credited her to the concept.  And I have been dragging her along to a lot of those lately.

How am I going to fix this?

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